Waiting around the house for an important phone call. I had some trouble sleeping last night after watching this gruesome HBO special about cannibalistic murderers. The last guy they reported on was this creepy Japanese guy who shot and ate his lover in the late 70’s and through some sort of international loophole (the killing took place in Paris) he is now a free man…so I kept hearing noises and in my half-asleep state was sure he had flown here from Japan to eat me.
People who order half-skim half-regular double-shot half-regular half-decaf no foam lattes and then pay for them with their credit cards can eat shit for all I care.
