Eric wants me to say something. Okay…
All you fuckers that don’t use your turn signals when you’re driving…FUCK YOU! Lazy pricks! All you gotta do is move your fucking hand a couple of inches and the world is a much safer place. But, no! Any slight exertion on your part is too much to fuckin’ ask! Maybe you just dig on being mysterious or something, you’re special because nobody knows where the fuck you’re going! Eat shit and die, shitloafs!
All you dicks who like to get your cream and sugar at the coffee shop and then proceed to block the condiment area so you can flirt with the cute girl behind the counter, you should all be killed. Slowly. With tiny little burning forks.
Anybody who litters, you should be in prison. And raped in prison by your own garbage.
Welcome to Jason’s fascist little world. There’ll be more to come…