I just walked by an old woman holding up an “IMPEACH OBAMA” sign that also asked why did WT7 fall on 9/11. My question was “What in the flying fucking fuck does Obama have to do with 9/11?” I kept walking silently, thinking about how horrible and stupid humanity can be, but then I saw a little flock of sparrows in front of the post office. They were hopping back and forth off of a gate and onto some bushes. They seemed quite happy and content. They were having fun being cool little birds. And then I realized that for every suck-ass moron who revs up his crotch-rocket and speeds through red lights, there’s something awesome and beautiful…like Abe. Abe Lincoln, the coolest dog in the world. He passed away yesterday. He liked beer.
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